One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve says to God, "Lord, I have a problem! I know you created me and gave me this beautiful garden and these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why, Eve?", asks God, "what's the problem?". "Lord", Eve replies, "I'm lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "OK, Eve", the Lord says, "I have an idea. I shall create a man for you." "What's a man, Lord?", Eve asks. "Well, this man", the Lord answers, "will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen to you properly. He'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster than you, really good at fighting and kicking a ball and hunting, and you can have sex together." "Sounds great", Eve replies, "I'll have this man-creature." "Yeah, you can have him, Eve, on one condition", the Lord continues. "What's that, Lord?", Eve asks. "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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