A one-dollar bill meets a twenty-dollar bill. "Hey, where have you been?" asks the one-dollar bill. "I haven't seen you round in a while." The twenty-dollar bill replies, "I've been here and there, you know, hanging out at the casino and places like that. I went on a cruise in January, went round the Caribbean a few times, then back home, went to a couple of football games, did some shopping, the movies, that kind of stuff, never a dull moment. So how about you?" The one-dollar bill sighs and replies, "Just the same old stuff: church, church, church!"
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