A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he can have a free drink if he shows him something unbelievable? The bartender says alright, it's a deal, go ahead. So the man puts a hamster and two frogs on the table in front of him and all of a sudden the two frogs jump up and down and start into a Broadway medley. All the other customers watch in astonishment and one of them says, "That's amazing, I'll give you $1,000 for the frogs." The man agrees and the customer leaves with the two frogs. The bartender keeps his promise and pours the man his free drink. Then he says to him, "You could have gotten more for the frogs" to which the man replied, "Frogs are easy to come by, but the hamster's a ventriloquist.
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