Joke of the week [302 = year 6, #42] three school/teacher jokes     (April 28, 2008 - May 4, 2008)

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you ?
Pupil: Not very much !

Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !

Q: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher ?
A: Lots of blood tests !

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