A Texan walks into an Irish pub and says: "I hear you Irish are a hard bunch of drinkers. I'll give 500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink ten pints of Guinness back to back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same man who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.. "You bet it is," replies the Texan and asks the bartender to line up ten pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all ten of the pint glasses, drinking them all back to back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."
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