A man and his wife were
driving home after a night out when they were pulled over by the police. "Did
you know you were speeding, sir?" asked the officer. "No officer, I
had no idea I was speeding," replied the driver. " "Of course you
did," interrupted the wife. "You're always speeding." The officer
looked at the back of the vehicle. "And did you know your brake light isn't
working, sir?" "No, I had no idea it was broken," replied the
driver. Again the wife interrupted. "Don't talk nonsense! You're always
saying you'll get it repaired, but you are just too lazy." The officer
began to sympathize with the driver. "Does she always talk to you like this?"
"Only when he's drunk," said the wife.
see also: caught speeding (2)
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