Joke of the week [237 = year 5, #29]  caught speeding (1)  (January 29 - February 4)

A man and his wife were driving home after a night out when they were pulled over by the police. "Did you know you were speeding, sir?" asked the officer. "No officer, I had no idea I was speeding," replied the driver. " "Of course you did," interrupted the wife. "You're always speeding." The officer looked at the back of the vehicle. "And did you know your brake light isn't working, sir?" "No, I had no idea it was broken," replied the driver. Again the wife interrupted. "Don't talk nonsense! You're always saying you'll get it repaired, but you are just too lazy." The officer began to sympathize with the driver. "Does she always talk to you like this?" "Only when he's drunk," said the wife.
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