Two Jewish men go to a Chinese restaurant. While they are talking, one of them wonders how many Jewish people there are in China. They both agree that there must be some, but neither is sure how many. When the waiter comes over, they ask him if there are any Chinese Jews. "I don't know," replies the waiter. "I ask in the kitchen. They will know." So the waiter goes to the kitchen, then comes back. "Solly. No Chinese Jews," he says. "What?" says one of the men. "No Chinese Jews at all?" "Solly," repeats the waiter. "We got olange Jews, apple Jews, but no Chinese Jews."
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