A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Billy what was wrong. Oh, Dad, Johnny sobbed. "When I was six I found out their was no Santa Claus, at seven no Tooth Fairy and at eight no Easter Bunny. And if you tell me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"
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