Joke of the week [152 = year 3, #48] Doctor, doctor ... (2)  (June 13 - June 19)

1) Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
    I'll deal with you later.

2) Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there is two of me.
    One at a time, please.

3) Doctor, doctor, will this ointment clear up my spots?
    I never make rash promises!

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