A Kiwi was hoping to emigrate to Australia. Upon his arrival in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer. "What is your business in Australia?" "I wish to immigrate," was the Kiwi's reply. The customs officer then asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" Confused, the Kiwi then replied, "I didn't think you still needed one."
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