Joke of the week [122 = year 3, #18] Dubya (2) (November 15 - November 21)

                                                                                    BUSH AND CHENEY HAVING LUNCH
    Bush wins the election. He and Cheney are having lunch at a diner near the White House. Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says "Honey, could I have a quickie?"
    She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, I thought your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.
    Cheney leans over and says, "George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE.'" 

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