Joke of the week [44]: "Scottish school play" (May 19 - May 25)

A Scottish boy came home from school and told his mother that he had been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful", says the mother, "what part is it?" The boy answers: "I play the part of the Scottish husband." The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."

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