election result is too close to call," Tom recounted.
"Anyone for a pancake?" asked Tom flippantly.
"Open the soup," said Tom cannily.
"Nice lorry," Tom articulated. see also joke #59 & joke #60
"I never know what to buy in supermarkets," said Tom listlessly.
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