Joke of the week [251 = year 5, #43]  elephant & ant (May 7 - May 13)

After a bit too much to drink one night an ant and an elephant end up sharing a night of passion. However, the next morning the ant wakes up to find that the elephant is dead. "Damn," says the ant. "One night of romance and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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