Joke of the week [262 = year 6, 2#] Mental Home (July
23 - July 29)
During a visit to a mental
institution a visitor asks the director how he decides if someone should be
committed or not.
The director says, "Well, we fill a bath full of water, give the patient a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket. We then ask them to empty the bath."
The visitor replies, "Oh, I see, and a normal person would use the bucket as that's the quickest way."
The director then answers, "No, a normal person would pull the plug out ... would you like a room with or without a balcony?"
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