Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell sitting over
Bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Rumsfeld says, "Well, we're going to kill 23 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartie pants?! I told you no one would worry about the 23 million Iraqis!"
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