Joke of the week [138 = year 3, #34] Confucius says (1-5) (March 7 - March 13)

1) Man who run in front of car get tired.
2) Man who run behind car get exhausted.
3) Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
4) Man with one chopstick go hungry.
5) War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
                                                                       more Chinese jokes:  #139, #140, #315, #316, #317, 318, 319, 320

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