walks into a bar with his Golden Retriever. "Hey, can I get a drink on the
house if my dog talks to you?" The barman laughs, "Dogs can't talk,
pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I'll give you a drink. If not,
you're barred." "OK," says the guy. He turns to his dog,
"OK, fella. Tell me, what's on top of your doghouse?" "Roof!"
The man turns and smiles at the barman. "THAT ain't talking! Any dog can
bark!" "OK, boy. Tell me, how does sandpaper feel?" "Ruff!"
"What the hell are you tryin' to pull, mister?" "OK, OK,"
says the man. "One more question, please. OK, buddy, tell me, who is the
greatest ball player who ever lived?" "Ruth*)!"
The barman beats the hell out of the guy and throws him onto pavement outside of
the bar, then throws the dog out next to him. The dog gets up and looks at his
owner. "Geez. D'ya think I shoulda said DiMaggio**)?"
*) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babe_Ruth **) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_DiMaggio
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