Joke of the week [269 = year 6, 9#]  Rabbits (1) (September 10 - September 16)

1) Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
    A: A receding hare line.
2) Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    A: It's been nice gnawing you.
3) Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
    A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.
   more animal jokes: #3, #10, #21, #27, #83, #124, #125, #126, #153, #154, #235, #236, #244, #250, #251, #257, #259, #260, #268

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