a man on a Scottish train he's going from Stranraer to Glasgow, but he's very
tired after overdoing it the night before in the pub, and spends much of the
journey nodding off.
After some time, he wakes up with a jolt and feels a little disoriented.
He asks one of the two old ladies who are sharing the compartment with him,
"Do you know if I've passed Ayr yet ?"
To which the more prudish looking one, replied quite curtly in her accusing Scots whine ,
"Two or three times young man, but we opened the compartment window."
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