A young man at a New Year’s party turns to his
friend and asks for a cigarette. “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution
to quit smoking,” his friend says.
”I'm in the process of quitting,” the man says. “Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.”
”What's phase one?” his friend asks.
”I've quit buying,” the man answers.
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