Irishman and an Apache are walking through the Navajo desert when they hear a
"Woo! Woo!" sound coming from a nearby cave. The Apache tears off his
clothes and runs towards the cave, shouting "Woo! Woo!" in return.
"Why are you making this sound?" calls out the Irishman. "And why
are you stripped stark naked?" The Apache shouts back over his shoulder,
"It's a mating call and there's a woman in the cave who's more than ready
for you know what. Woo! Woo!" With that, the Apache runs over to the cave
and disappears inside. Suddenly the Irishman hears another "Woo! Woo!"
coming from over the hill. He runs to the top of the hill and sees a large cave
in the next valley. The "Woo! Woo!" noise comes from the cave once
more. "Hang on, me darlin'!" shouts the Irishman. "I'm coming!"
The Irishman runs down the slope tearing off his clothes. "Woo! Woo!"
he shouts, and runs into the cave. Next day, the headline in THE DENVER
POST reads, "NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."
more Irish jokes: (1a), (1), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12), (14), (15)
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