magician on a cruise ship was performing the highlight of the show when a parrot
flew onstage and squawked, "It's in his sleeve!"
The magician chased the bird away.
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again, when the parrot flew onstage and declared, "It's in his pocket!"
The next day, during his show, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin his magic trick, the ship hit an iceberg and sank.
The magician managed to find a plank to hang on to. On the other end of the plank was the parrot.
They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, until finally the parrot said, "I give up, what did you do with the ship?"
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