Joke of the week [230 = year 5, #22]  Santa Claus, two jokes  (December 11 - December 17)

1) Q: What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney?
     A: Claustrophobic.
2) Q: What do you call Santa when he has no money?
     A: Saint "Nickel"-less.

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