Joke of the week [134 = year 3, # 30] Why did the chicken cross the road? (B) (February 7 - February 13)

11) Martin Luther King Jr.'s answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
12) Richard Nixon's answer:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
13) Ronald Reagan's answer:
Sorry, what was the question again?
14) Bill Clinton's answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
15) George W. Bush's answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
16) Al Gore's answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
17) John Kerry's answer:
I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them
18) Ralph Nader's answer:
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
19) Jerry Falwell's answer:
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
20) Colonel Sanders' (KFC) answer:
I missed one?

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