Joke of the week [190 = year 4, #34]  seven medical definitions (March 6 - March 12)

1) "Bacteria": Rear entrance to the cafeteria.
2) "Triage": The number of years that an oak or pine has been alive.
3) "Paradox": Two doctors.
4) "Coma": Italian device for brushing your hair.
5) "Plastic surgery": Cutting up your credit cards.
6) "Insane": What you end up in if you jump off a bridge in Paris.
7) "Intravenous drip": Light rain, on planet Venus.

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