Joke of the week [142 = year 3, #38] How to speak Southern (1) (April 4 - April 10)

Aig: What a hen lays.
Aints: He's got aints in his paints.
Paints: What cha put on your laigs of a mornin.
Bag: He bagged her to marry him.
Bobbed: A bobbed wire fence.
Bub: The light bub burned out.
Cheer: What you set in.
Crick: A small stream
Clum: He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon.
Chiny: Country over in Asia.

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