Joke of the week [145 = year 3, #41] How to speak Southern (4) (April 25 - May 1)

Nar: Opposite of wide.
Nayk: Your head sets on it.
Orrel: Them hinges need orrel
Ormy: What the sojers go in.
Parch: Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow.
Petition: What separates the rooms.
Pokey: What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in Poke.
Salit: A green vegetable.
Puppet: What the preacher is in.
Purdy: She is purdy as a pitcher.

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