Joke of the week [322 = year 7, #9] booze
15, 2008 - September 21, 2008)
obnoxious drunk stumbles through the front door of a bar and orders a whisky.
The bartender says, "Sorry, chum, but you're too drunk."
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in through the back door. Again he slurs, "Gimme a drink," and the bartender says, "No man, I told you last time - you're too drunk."
Five minutes later the guy comes in through the bathroom window and orders a drink. Again the bartender says, "You're too drunk."
The drunk scratches his head and says "Blimey, I suppose I must be. The last two places said the same thing."
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