Joke of the week [261 = year 6, #1]  Doctor joke ctd. (July 16 - July 22)

A 90-year old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later, when the old man had a second appointment to get the results of the check-up, the doctor said, "You're really doing great, aren't you? You seem chirpy enough!" The man replied, "I'm just doing what you told me I should do: 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful,' and it works wonders. Horrified, the doctor said: "I didn't say that! I said 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"
                                                        see also:  #151, #152, #190, #240, #241, #258

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