Joke of the week [84 = year 2, #32] Down Under (1) (February 23 - February 29)

Q: What's the difference between yoghurt and Australia?
A: Yoghurt has a real live culture.

Q: What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral.

Q: How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb?           see also joke #81 ("light bulbs")        more "strine" jokes: #85, #86
A: None. It's a woman's job.

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