What's the difference between yoghurt and Australia?
A: Yoghurt has a real live culture.
Q: What's the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral.
Q: How many Australian men does it take to change a light bulb? see also joke #81 ("light bulbs") more "strine" jokes: #85, #86
A: None. It's a woman's job.
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