Grundkurs, p. 19, 8: "James soll einen Porsche und eine Villa auf Mallorca haben."

                                            James is said to have a Porsche*) and a Villa in Mallorca.

                                              [Porsche: the final "e" is NOT pronounced in English!]

Johnny was out of work, so he went from house to house asking if there were any jobs to be done. One man felt sorry for him, so he gave him a pot of yellow paint and a brush and told him to paint his porch yellow from top to bottom. When he had finished, Johnny came to the man to ask for his money. "The job is finished," he said. "And, by the way, itís not a Porsche; itís a Mercedes."

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