19b) Commercial: PISA   

N1: Newsreader 1   N2: Newsreader 2

N1: And now for something completely different.

N2: Well, one of our problems today in the days of the Internet is the excess

         of  information.

N1: True, and there is also radio and television, nothing but sound and 

        pictures.

N2: It drives you crazy.

N1: And don't forget school.

N2: Yes, school. Teachers droning on and on. Sometimes you even have to  

         read books.

N1: Books? You gotta be joking!

N2: Yes books!

N1: Useless and boring.

N2: Boring and useless.

N1: Is there nothing one can do about it?

N2: Oh, yes there is and it's called PISA.

N1: PISA?

N2: Yes, PISA, the Perfect Information Slowdown Adaptor with built-in guarantee for instant stupidity!

N1: Here it is, the German version of PISA. (holds up eyeshade as distributed by airlines and earplugs) 
       This will cover your eyes and these extra-strong earplugs will cut out any outside sound.

TOGETHER: PISA, the Perfect Information Slowdown Adaptor with built-in guarantee for instant stupidity!                  W.E.P.

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