N1: Newsreader 1 N2: Newsreader 2
N1: And now for something completely different.
N2: Well, one of our problems today in the days of the Internet is the excess
N1: True, and there is also radio and television, nothing but sound and
N2: It drives you crazy.
N1: And don't forget school.
N2: Yes, school. Teachers droning on and on. Sometimes you even have to
N1: Books? You gotta be joking!
N2: Yes books!
N1: Useless and boring.
N2: Boring and useless.
N1: Is there nothing one can do about it?
N2: Oh, yes there is and it's called PISA.
N2: Yes, PISA, the Perfect Information Slowdown Adaptor with built-in guarantee for instant stupidity!
N1: Here it is, the German version of PISA.
eyeshade as distributed by
airlines and earplugs)
This will cover your eyes and these extra-strong earplugs will cut out any outside sound.
TOGETHER: PISA, the Perfect Information Slowdown Adaptor with built-in guarantee for instant stupidity! W.E.P.
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