N1: Newsreader 1 N2: Newsreader 2
N1: And now for something completely different!
N2: How come your clothes are always so wonderfully diiiirty?
N1: (produces packet of SMUT) Oh, that's easy! I take SMUT, the new
filth-powder with the special dirt formula. It works wonders.
SMUT! (spells the word) S M U T, SMUT!
N2: (unbelieving) Really?
N1: Oh, yes! SMUT has the guaranteed anti-clean effect. Look! (produces
a small white shirt) This is a horribly clean shirt. Isn't it awful?
N2: Yes, absolutely terrible!
N1: And now! Just add a little bit of SMUT and watch the magic change:
(pretends to add SMUT and then produces a large dirty shirt)
This shirt isn't clean any more, no, now it's dirty, stinking and filthy!
TOGETHER: SMUT, no more clean shirts! Everything gets dirty in no time! W.E.P.
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